the-diogenes:

*dramatic end credit music*

Will our hero stick to his diet? And just how much paperwork does it take to rig a Korean election?

Find out in two years.

batreaux:

You bump into a man on the subway wearing a trenchcoat. You apologize and he responds “Its alright. We’re only human. All of us. All of us here are human. Yep. Very human. I’m probably the most human here! You betcha.” and then the trenchcoat falls and the figure collapses and roughly 1000 salamanders scatter around the train 

Jack: Hannibal, are you eating a human being?? are you a cannibal????
Hannibal: No, Jack *sticks a human finger between his teeth* it's a metaphor
Jack: Hannibal, are you eating a human being?? are you a cannibal????
Hannibal: No, Jack *sticks a human finger between his teeth* it's a metaphor

insatiablebookslut:

laterovaries:

playerauditore:

yes please

Gaaaahhhhhhh…….

So totally unfair.

plutoandpersephone:

this is the only sassy reaction gif anyone will ever need 

plutoandpersephone:

this is the only sassy reaction gif anyone will ever need 

JUST LISTEN TO HIM HE MAKES CANNIBAL PUNS EVERY 5 FUCKING SECONDS FOR CHRIST SAKE
Will Graham, at some point probably (via drbabelgideon)

eyefuckingstiel:

metatron’s opening is gorgeous he doesn’t deserve it

a-beautiful-beast:

every gabriel fan after that episode